I GOT SUCKERED INTO THIS BY MY OWN BLATANT CURIOSITY. *glare*

*cough* Anyway. Memes. Here. Now. Read them. >.>


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-In terms of fandom how would you categorize yourself?
Dear LORD where do I start? Er...Gah, I can't think of just a 'name'. What about...Street-cosplaying-voice-changing-nerdette-of-anime-geekdom? I DON'T KNOW.
I'm one of those people that will randomly dress up as a character INCLUDING A WIG, IF NEED BE, and going out in public for an every-day thing, like going shopping. I can (and have, as some of you may very well know) rant for literally hours about something that has happened or been done in *insert fandom here* and the UTTER STUPIDITY of the characters in question for letting it be so. It's really far too easy for me to slip into the mindset that a character is real...especially if it's one that I play. What can I say? I'm a nerd. >.>

-What key chains are on your back pack right now?
Um...*takes a deep breath* Jack Sparrow, Naruto shuriken, Gaara chibi, Skelanimals Oliver the Owl, Speed Racer Mach 5 car flashlight, snowflake watch, Hello Kitty, A huge metal 'T', and A FULLY ARTICULATED BUMBLEBEE (Transformers, not the bug).

-Favorite subjects?
English, Writing, Music, and Biology. As long as it doesn't involve computer-voice lessons. >.<


-Aspiration (s)?
...I feel stupid doing this one. NEXT. *totally NOT avoiding the question*

-Who are your heroes?
My Mum. Aaanndd...as far as TRUE human heroes go, that's it. .-.

-What famous person/people would you like to meet?
Vic Mignogna and Robin Williams. >.>;

-One talent you don't have that you would like too?
ONLY ONE?!?!
GAHAHAHAHAH, how can I choose?!?!
...
...
drawingwritingsinging There. One. *dares you to say different*

-What three things that bother you most right now (nothing that has a good chance of being solved in the next few days)?
The fact that I can't seem to get and KEEP a job to save my life. It's either something that has to do with some stupid physical problem (including my gender), or they're downsizing. >_< EVERY. TIME. That's only one, I know. But that's the only one I wanna get into right now.


-What are you afraid of?
Wind. Thunderstorms.
Not being able to hear...things. *this is kinda personal, okay?*

-Is your hair color natural?
MOST of it...The front's white, so that part isn't. The pink that is the rest of it currently is. That shall be rectified, soon. NO FEM-MARLUXIA FOR YOU. >I

-List 5 things that are beautiful.
My mother, the world I live in when it rains (dude, it's like Ireland of your DREAMS), hearing a children's choir sing, lilies, and clear midnights.

-Your three favorite ice cream treats?
Vanilla bean, BANANA POPSICLES, and that mixed green, pink, and orange sherbet.

-Bonus points if you can say what a troglobite is (don't look it up!)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know what this is! A troglobite is any species of cave-dwelling animal. The type that NEVER leaves the caves. Like those Texas Blind Salamanders that look like something out of someone's nightmares. (Though personally, I think they're adorable). Wikipedia probably has an article on them. Look them up! Most troglobites don't have any pigmentation, and NONE of them have eyes. When you live in a pitch black cave, you don't need them, now do you? They are COOL cave critters.
Oh, and there's also a troglobite angel fish that uses its fins to walk up waterfalls. They don't swim, they WALK. And a troglobite fish that lives in water that has so much sulfuric acid in it, NOTHING else can live there. There's only one cave in the world that is like that, and the water is pure, milky white with sulfuric acid. Humans would die in about thirty seconds without breathing apparatus in it. Those fish are amazing.
...I told you. I'm a nerd.

-3 random things about you.
I hate questions like this.
I have had the nickname "Spider" for as long as I have been alive.
I can't wear normal-sized socks. I wear the ones in the 'little girls' section of clothing. Nothing else FITS.

-3 random things about 3 of your OCs (if you don't have that many it's ok).
Yuni (Homunculus): 1)Isn't as tough as people think. Stuff hurts her worse than she lets on...she has a surprisingly LOW pain-tolerance. Which, quite frankly, sucks. :/ 2)She could easily plot multiple ways to kill you that would cause you the maximum amount of pain...but she wouldn't. Unless you're one of three certain people. 3)She HATES chocolate ice cream. With a passion bordering on obsessiveness.

Tara (Gatekeeper's Daughter *unreleased fic* ): 1)She has the BIGGEST crush on a man...er...Fae... that is less than five inches tall. And she's mortally terrified of Toby finding out about it. XD 2)She works as a tour guide, but tourists are usually wary of her for some reason. Her boss knows this, but he also knows she's somewhat off her rocker, and is afraid of what would happen if he fired her. 8D 3)She is apparently human, but she can smell magic better than most Fae, INCLUDING gnomes, whose noses are like bloodhounds' when it comes to magic.

Aria *OLD CHARACTER ALERT* (Gargoyle...yes, of the Disney kind x_x ) : 1)Is of the Phoenixian clan of Gargoyles. As in phoenix, the bird that rises from its own ashes. Yet she doesn't look like a bird, despite being a beaked gargoyle. 2)She's a Daywalker. To be honest, though, she'd rather turn to stone. At least she'd get a decent amount of sleep, then. Insomniac gargoyle. Yay. 3)Has a passion for practical jokes, and with Puck having shown her the basics of magic? That's never a good combination.


-3 random things you have added to any canon characters you frequently RP.
I ONLY HAVE TWO! D:

Hyuuga Hinata: 1)The entire reason she's so quiet is that Hanabi (younger sister) never hushed long enough to let her get a word in edgewise when they were little. The habit stuck. 2)If she said what she actually thought about things more often, she'd lose the 'shy and timid' moniker really quickly. Her inner self is extremely sarcastic, especially when annoyed. 3)She loves cloud-watching. She could very happily spend an entire afternoon just watching the sky, like Shikamaru constantly does, but her own sense of duty gets in the way, much to her annoyance.

Axel: 1)AXEL IS A GIRL. For the simple reason that, before Larxene joined, she would have been the only female in the midst of all those rather weird, homicidal men. Uh-uh. NOT this redhead. She didn't reveal it after Larxene joined because she figured Larxene would kill her. Which is probably true... 2)Despite having the reputation of being a pyro, Axel can COOK, and cook well. Actually, she's the only one that Xaldin hasn't banned from using the Organization's kitchen, which is his domain. 3)She is...er...was...no, IS learning how to play the guitar, thanks to Demyx. The two of them sound pretty good together, actually. They both like the Eagles. o_O

-Anything defensive you would like to say.
No. *smirk*

-Tag at least 5 people.
I'm pulling an Elf, and tagging anyone that bothered to read the whole thing. >3


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~ Rules:
~ If you don't have at least 8 OCs I wouldn't recommend this meme
~ Add on questions to this meme! It will make it bigger!
~ Enjoy!

1) First list all your OCs by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OCs:

Argleblargle. NO. I'm not listing ALL of them. Last time I counted, I had over sixty. So NO. You get eight, like the ones before me.

1. Yuni Zeyrr (Homunculus. You crazy if you think I'm going to leave her out.)
2. Deiron (Fallen, Hades' son, jailer and puppeteer.)
3. Jude (Fallen, Deiron's best friend, sweet guy and a total klutz.)
4. Paradigm *aka Morgan Lethis*(Fate's sla- er...servant, and the Mistress of Reality. )
5. Malachi Dreyden (Tra'or warrior female. Looks like a gargoyle only doesn't do the whole turning into stone thing...and she's just plain weird.)
6. Zetsumei Kumori (Vulpis female, ronin first lieutenant. Lives on a world that is much like Meiji-era Japan. Snarky, cannon-weilding shortie. )
7. Seimei Kumori (Vulpis male, ronin captain. Same world as Zetsumei. Calm, scary freak. )
8. Aria. (Gargoyle. Phoenixian clan, albino female with a penchant for magic and practical jokes. Can change colour at will, thank to some strange magical training.)


2) Who is your favorite OC?
Yuni. No matter what form she takes on. ^w^

3) Who is your least favorite?
Uuuh...a guy I haven't listed, but he's from Malachi's world. Damian Machiavelli Roze. He's a bastard...and I'm being NICE when I say that. >.>
Out of the bunch I listed? Probably Deiron. He's a jerk. XD

4) Who is your most developed?
Yuni, duh. Though Aria is the oldest one up there. Yuni's still more developed, since I play with her more often.

5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?
None of them are HUMAN. XD But probably Jude. At least I wouldn't have to worry about him murdering me in my sleep.

6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?
I...I...I have no clue. o_O Other than Paradigm, I don't have any 'it' OCs, (and she's really not an 'it', but just very androgynous). I have more girls listed up there, but I think that, all in all, I'm about 50-50.

7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?
Jude? Slap Deiron upside the head for starting the fire in the first place, then dash inside to rescue me. Though I'd probably wind up rescuing HIM first, if he MANAGED to get to me before I passed out from smoke inhalation. He's that clumsy. At least he's fire-resistant...

8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.
Durr....making Deiron such a complete ass? I wish I had made him a little more likeable. Now he's hard to write for unless I'm in a really bad mood.

9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best father/mother/it parent out of all your OCs and why?
...Out of this bunch? NONE of them, as they are now.
Before the whole 'you-broke-the-rules-now-you're-my-servant' thing with Paradigm and Fate, probably her. She and her hubby Ander would have been sweet parents. :3

10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?
*laughs* You're kidding, right? ZETSUMEI. She's already BEEN in jail at least a dozen times, and she's only 18. Seimei keeps a pouch of money handy JUST for bailing her out, or for repairing the jail walls...whichever comes first. XD

11) Number eight of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?!?
Poor Aria. If it were a future where the Gargs were accepted, she'd probably host her own children's show or something. She LOVES kids. If it were a future were the Gargs were NOT accepted...probably what she does now. Healer and occasional spy.

12) Name the first OC’s catch phrase!
...Yuni doesn't really have one, I don't think. Honestly, it would depend on whether or not she was being all psycho.
Non-psycho, sweet Yuni: "Can I take the pain away? I can make you better."
PSYCHO, homicidal Yuni: "I'll follow you even after death, just to torment you. There's no way to be rid of me."

13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?
They're pretty much all from different universes. Deiron and Jude are in the same universe, but they've both got their own place. Seimei and Zetsumei are in the same universe, and they kind of HAVE to live together, due to their occupation. Soldiers' quarters don't really have distinctions for genders. :/ As for everyone else? Separated.

14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? (they can't be with someone else's)
Seimei and Zetsumei, though they'll both deny it 'til they're blue in the face.

15) Your seventh OC switched bodies with you for a day! How will they react at the end of the day?
Me: Er...it was fun being tall? Though...I didn't like the being a GUY part so much.
Seimei: ...You have no tail, and your eyes and ears are not FUNCTIONAL. How do you live like that, woman?
Me: I just...do?
Seimei: Feh. *deathglares*


16) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?
That's about the equivalent of her age now. XD So Aria would be like: "I did what, now?" o_O "There's nothing DIFFERENT!"

17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?
Malachi!

18) That OC you just chose? Yeah they think they are superman (even if they are a girl) and are on the roof about to jump off.
*Snort* Even if she HAD a delusion like that, it wouldn't matter. She can FLY. And she's almost seven feet tall, can lift two full-grown human men in FULL army gear, and can kill a battalion by herself. She pretty much is superman...er..woman...er...Tra'or. Whatever. XP

19) Are any of your OCs bored of this meme?
Weeeelll...I think Deiron, Seimei, and Zetsumei are having a conversation about how to kill me, Jude's trying to talk them out of it, Yuni's curled up asleep in Aria's lap, Aria is trying not to squee over having a malformed, half-dead cat-child in her lap (hey, she likes kids, no matter WHAT XD), Paradigm is staring off into space, and Malachi is tapping her foot impatiently. Yeah, I think they're bored.

20) Would your second OC prefer the beach or the mountains?
Neither, preferably. But if forced, Deiron would head for the mountains. At least they have caves.

21) Would your 5th OC battle a shark?
Heck yes! Malachi will fight ANYTHING once. XD


22) Which OCs hate each other?
Zetsumei and Seimei again. They love each other but hate each other. Yeah. They have a complicated relationship. XD

23) Which OC did you create first? And last?
ON the list? Aria. She's OLD. And last? Zetsumei. Seimei came before her.

25) And if those two were fighting, who would win?
Wow...I'd PAY to watch that. o_O
Aria, a gargoyle with the power of magic, flight, and camouflaged stealth, and Zetsumei, a quick, short, evil little hothead that carries a CANNON around with her, and could pick flies off a wall with it? Dude, EPIC.
But...uh...Aria would probably win. Zetsumei would lose her temper eventually and wouldn't be watching.

26) Are your OCs fat or skinny?
I've got some of both. XD
Yuni is by FAR the skinniest of them all, listed or not. She suffers from severe, incurable malnutrition...yet can't die.
Jude is a little on the chubby side. He never quite lost his baby fat, though he's in decent shape.
Deiron...7.1 foot tall muscleman. It adds to his evil image, or some such.
Malachi, 6'8" and looks like a professional tennis player, muscle-wise. She's not skinny, just well-toned.
Paradigm looks like one of those 15 year old boys that are too skinny to keep their pants up.
Zetsumei is tiny all over. She looks delicate, but is even tougher than Seimei.
Seimei looks like your standard guy that works out. Not too much muscle, not really skinny, not really fat. Somewhere in the middle.
Aria is small-bodied for a gargoyle, but she still carries a bit of the baby roundness to her. Not baby fat, exactly, but she hasn't got the sharp angles of an adult yet.

27) What are your first 2 OC's favorite foods?
Yuni: Apples.
Deiron: Oddly enough, he likes french fries. Though if you ask HIM, his favourite food is souls. *rolls eyes*

28) If your listed OCs were in a fight to the death, who would emerge victorious?
Lol, that's easy. Yuni. SHE CAN'T DIE. Though she'd WANT to after having to kill everyone else. Major angst fest, there.

29) There's a zombie attack and your OCs are stranded. Who do they elect to be their leader and why?
Seimei. He's a cold, calculating jerk who would have the best chance at keeping everyone alive, and trust me, they'd know it. He RADIATES leadership. If you are given an order from him, you obey despite yourself.

30) During said zombie attack, who's the first to die?
Er....GAH. NONE. I can't DO that to them. :/

31) Which one of these OCs do you think would have the most fangirls/boys?
I have no clue. o_O

32) Okay, so does OC number four have any last thoughts?
Paradigm: .... No.


33) If possible, what's your characters' height?
This is fun... >3
1. Yuni: 4'2.5", though she swears she's 4'3". XD
2. Deiron: 7'1"
3. Jude: 6'11"
4. Paradigm: 5'6"
5. Malachi: 6'8". Thing is, she's SHORT for a Tra'or female. XD;;
6. Zetsumei: 4'8"
7. Seimei 5'10"
8. Aria. 5'3" I TOLD you. She's small.


34) How old are they?
1. Yuni: She LOOKS like she's about 6 or 7. She claims to be 9, but has only been around as a homunculus for 3. So she's 3. XD
2. Deiron: 532, looks about 28. >.>
3. Jude: 526, looks about 26.
4. Paradigm: Who knows? She's ageless now.
5. Malachi: 23
6. Zetsumei: 18
7. Seimei: 21
8. Aria: Right at 800. She's the equivalent of about 15.

35) OC #4 hits on OC #2. What happens?
One, Paradigm would never hit on ANYONE. Much less Deiron. He might hit on her, though...


36) Do any of your OC’s have a theme song?
YES. Yuni does, so far. Two, actually. "Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin, and "My Immortal" by Evanescence. Depends on what part of her timeline you're talking about. :3

37) Which of your OC’s is the most difficult to write?
DEIRON. I have to be in such a bad mood to channel him correctly, it's not even funny. >.<

38) Closing Remarks?
HUGELY LONG MEME IS HUGELY LONG. <---STEALS THIS FROM K-ONEE.

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